So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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