grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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