Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Terrible idea I love it
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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