the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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