Either fake, or he actually fucked a warm towelette trippin' on acid or something. Cause a pussy definitely feels better than masterbating if you're doin' it right...
10:18, nobody fucking cares about you... Keep your fucking religious bullshit to yourself or stay off this site. We don't don't preach our lives to you so don't preach your pathetic bullshit to us. Go die in a fire...
As for the op, it gets better, trust me.
this is 10.19 here - i know i dont need a bf but everyone criticises the shit out of every girl who ever has sex on TFLN so damned if you do, damned if u dont really
Hey 12:14, you know what else feels great? Finding out you got some girl pregnant and will have to pay child support the rest of your life! Yep, people who have sex without condoms get all the fun.
And OP, pretty sure you're doing it wrong.
(in Jeff Foxworthy accent) If you think sex with a vagina isnt that great, you MIGHT BE A HOMO. or maybe youre just a pencil dick. Keep your head up champ... plenty of warm towelettes in the sea...
I am 10:18 I wasn't preaching I really can care less about religion I just looked up what that guy who always post that corinthians shit and put it here for you to read.
Meh the first time I did it all I can remember thinking was "is this it" I really expected alot more cuz you gotta admit guys its really jacked up I mean it feels GREAT and is an awesome xp, but its not like its a huge leap from spanking the monkey. And condoms suck dude WAIT TILL YOU DO IT WITH NO CONDOM omg it feels ten times better.
10:18...why r u on sites like this is you're so religious? Ur prolly one of those ppl who will keep the baby if u get knocked up bc it's against ur religion to have an abortion, but so is pre marital sex so why not do everyone a favor and either wear a condom to avoid having babies or pay someone to kick u in the stomach
I've always wanted to pound some pussy. But any time I ask I girl if I can pound her vjayjay she looks at me weird, calls me an ugly pervert and usually throws her drink at me. Which doesn't help my self esteem at all. Additionally, when I try to apologize i usually get slapped. Thanks for reading. This message brought to you by Axe Shower Gel "Get Some Pussy"
This is why virgins should find someone with experience. Older women are great teachers and that special woman will thank you - or them - later in life!
820, nowhere near NY sorry. And 821 I am a female. Depending on the skills of your partner foreplay can be better than sex. Overall sex is better, but sometimes you get a dud between the sheets who can't last more than 2 minutes during sex, but gives great oral so I have had it both ways and guys I know who love head have gotten good head. Trust me there is a difference between girls who just do it so you will shut up and girls who do it because they love to get you off like that.
The worst pussy you ever did wasi still the top five pussy you've ever had. Don't fucking pat your sorry ass on the back more than your mother does when you make a healthy doody.
203 supposedly sex is a million times better for guys with uncircumsized weenies. You're supposed to be able to feel it way more, but for christs sake clean that shit!
Really? Cause I've heard the opposite, that being circumsized makes sex a million times better and that they feel it way more. Honestly, there is no difference. Sex is subjective, what one individual person views as good another might not. Nothing to do with if you're circumsized or not. Stop believing in the biased media fuckbag.
Yeah my bf thought I wasn't a virgin when we first had sex cause I guess it didn't feel tight enough. He had a less than average sized penis and I hadn't discovered kegal exercises yet
12:14/2:24 -- No you don't. You know how I know? Because no girl would have sex with you if that was really your idea if foreplay. Ohhhh, wait. That totally explains everything.
When you finally lose your virginity, wear a goddamn condom.
Sex is painful for me. I have a disorder so when somethings about to enter my vag my vag walls tighten up so it feels like I'm being knifed. Don't take sex for granted bc there are some ppl that will never get to enjoy it.
2:40 there is zero evidence of that, it's just some bullshit that anti-circumcision activists say to try to get people on their side. Uncircumcised penises are disgusting with their floppy skin and dickcheese...
I wish I was a midget with a big penis. Thanks for listening. This message brought to you by Ozarka Bottled Water "America's #1 Provider for Gravity Bongs"
12:14 again, no I wont be getting a girl prego cuz I ask if they are pro life or not before stabbing her in the pelvic area. 18 years of child support= 175,000 dollars
Sex with my wife feels great. We have a fuckin amazing sex life. But I would take a blowjob anydayyyyy over sex. May I add, she doesn't have a gag reflex.
My first time was quite crap as well and in fact every time has sucked, but that's 'cause I'm crap at it and have only had sex a dozen times with I think 7 women in 13 years. It's not important to me. But keep trying buddy, most people seem to enjoy it.
be niceeeeeeee. this was probably the kids first time and he was too nervous to realize how fuckin great it is. don't worry kid, it gets better. waaaay better. hey, at least you're not the girl. it hurts for us!
I love how all of you attack this kid personally because you're mad because you base your life around sex, and when someone says it's bad your world gets shattered and you appease that by attacking him personally and finding irrelevant reasons as to why he didn't enjoy it. Maybe it isn't really as great as everyone makes it out to be, and it is a bit over-rated. Don't be mad because someone doesn't like something that you completely base your pathetic lives on, fucking wihteys.
Try doing it with a few other people see how it feels(it's easier masturbate with lipgloss(for a girl) or for a guy get on a couch ( one that has a 2 cushionas) and get naked and stick ur penis be tween the cushions and then do ur thing
hey 8:20, ive fucked 4 girls in my life about to make 5 (a black chick yaaay def wearing a condom for her lol dont want some milkshake kid no sir) but srsly find a GF and you can talk her into not using a condom its so much fun and you can have sex jut about anywhere anytime!
First time? Mine was outside behind a warehouse new years eve. Frost bite on my nuts. It gets better with age and experience. Girls move
More I hate ones who lay there like a dead fish . My new girl is a freak and it's amazing!
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