it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So many bounce houses so little time
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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