sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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