Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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