You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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