I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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