My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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