I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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