Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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