I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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