kristin has been a bad kristin
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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