Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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