Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
