ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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