i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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