WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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