I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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