wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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