only if we run a train.
done.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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