Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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