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I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease

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That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.

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You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...

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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis

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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."

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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me

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No promises.

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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.

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Are you high?

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The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear

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I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.

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