we have officially lost it.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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