scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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