found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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