Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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