I heard we made out
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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