Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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