I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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