I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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