Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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