Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I believe in your delicious
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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