Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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