I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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