i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
why is half of my head shaved?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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