some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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