Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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