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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.

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Thank god, you didn't feel the need to end your text with "THAT high".

Submitted by yousirareanass on Apr 17, 10 at 1:08pm

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i cannot fathom the constipation you endured later.

Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 17, 10 at 12:22pm

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Dang you really were THAT high. Thank god you didnt put that.

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 17, 10 at 1:28pm

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Y do all u guys get so mad at these txts when u know they r about sex and drugs. don't look at them then

Submitted by austinespi on Apr 17, 10 at 1:47pm

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String cheese fucking rocks!!!

Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 19, 10 at 7:12pm

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You're going to be farting a lot later.

Submitted by ericalew on Apr 17, 10 at 12:35pm

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No constipation afterwards?

Submitted by misst on Apr 17, 10 at 7:58pm

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That must be some good shit.

Submitted by Herschel on Apr 17, 10 at 11:57am

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Wowww you know how to have fun...

Submitted by heatheretttte on Apr 17, 10 at 1:48pm

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How high were you lol

Submitted by ahawaii on Apr 17, 10 at 11:55am

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Cheese is absolutely FANTASTIC when you're high.

Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 17, 10 at 6:44pm

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- Cheese is fantastic any time.
  
  Submitted by Megrathea42 on Apr 18, 10 at 4:45am
  
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I want your life.

Submitted by burningdarkblue on Apr 18, 10 at 8:28am

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HA you waste of life.

Submitted by undercoverguido on Apr 17, 10 at 2:40pm

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High as shit been there

Submitted by johnnyk on Sep 20, 10 at 5:13pm

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I love weed too.

Submitted by boolou on Dec 10, 10 at 3:40am

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I hope wanna of u puked xD

Submitted by plaidandpunk on Apr 17, 10 at 1:45pm

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I was thinking the same thing Meaghannnnnn

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 17, 10 at 12:23pm

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Haha that's a riot

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 2:07pm

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Why does everybody take this site so serious. This shit is funny!

Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 17, 10 at 4:47pm

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thanks for posting another line of stupid bullshit. go kill yourself

Submitted by fhioc03 on Apr 17, 10 at 2:02pm

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- thanks for posting another comment sarcastically thanking someone for posting another line of bullshit and telling them to go kill themselves. go kill yourself.
  
  Submitted by archery126 on Apr 17, 10 at 2:53pm
  
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  - Hahahaha lets all slowly kill ourselves with drugs and text about it.
    
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 17, 10 at 6:46pm
    
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    ...wait i think thats what's already going on.. i mean it is such a productive way to live and all..
    
    Submitted by cd1770 on Apr 18, 10 at 12:18am
    
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Sounds like you got your face stolen. HAHA!!

Submitted by Cellohead87 on Apr 23, 10 at 8:12am

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THAT high.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 8:46pm

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First

Submitted by Wayne_Kest on Apr 17, 10 at 11:47am

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I fuckin love string cheese

Submitted by sarajayy80 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:29am

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could you crap the next morning?!

Submitted by loststar247 on Apr 18, 10 at 4:19pm

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this is why i love weed.

Submitted by MoFruity on Apr 17, 10 at 4:54pm

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11:55 -- Is it not obvious? They were THAT high.

Submitted by theghostofsusan on Apr 19, 10 at 9:32am

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Submitted by yousirareanass on Apr 17, 10 at 1:08pm

Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 17, 10 at 12:22pm

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 17, 10 at 1:28pm

Submitted by austinespi on Apr 17, 10 at 1:47pm

Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 19, 10 at 7:12pm

Submitted by ericalew on Apr 17, 10 at 12:35pm

Submitted by misst on Apr 17, 10 at 7:58pm

Submitted by Herschel on Apr 17, 10 at 11:57am

Submitted by heatheretttte on Apr 17, 10 at 1:48pm

Submitted by ahawaii on Apr 17, 10 at 11:55am

Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 17, 10 at 6:44pm

Submitted by Megrathea42 on Apr 18, 10 at 4:45am

Submitted by burningdarkblue on Apr 18, 10 at 8:28am

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Submitted by johnnyk on Sep 20, 10 at 5:13pm

Submitted by boolou on Dec 10, 10 at 3:40am

Submitted by plaidandpunk on Apr 17, 10 at 1:45pm

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 17, 10 at 12:23pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 2:07pm

Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 17, 10 at 4:47pm

Submitted by fhioc03 on Apr 17, 10 at 2:02pm

Submitted by archery126 on Apr 17, 10 at 2:53pm

Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 17, 10 at 6:46pm

Submitted by cd1770 on Apr 18, 10 at 12:18am

Submitted by Cellohead87 on Apr 23, 10 at 8:12am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 8:46pm

Submitted by Wayne_Kest on Apr 17, 10 at 11:47am

Submitted by sarajayy80 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:29am

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