Already got asked if we're dating
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I understand Curling. That high.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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