I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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