I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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