You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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