They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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