No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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