My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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