I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
