I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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