I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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