sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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