i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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