i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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