I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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