i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm always down for nudity.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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