you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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