Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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