I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
