Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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