lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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